Oriko: Just a heads up....
Oriko: When you come over on Thursday, I'll be wearing a naked apron.
Oriko: No wait, I'll also be wearing my indoor slippers.
Oriko: The floor might be cold.
Kirika: I'M NOT ASKING WHY YOU'RE WEARING SLIPPERS, I'M ASKING WHY YOU'RE GOING DO THE NAKED APRON THING!
Oriko: I dunno.
Kirika: ....How can you NOT know? You're the one doing it!
Oriko: It was just a vision of the future I had, I'm sure I'll figure out the reason why closer to the date.
Kirika: Well... could you NOT do the naked apron thing?
Oriko: Why would I not do it?
Kirika: Why would you do it in the first place? Who benefits from this?!
Oriko: Judging by your reaction in my vision, you do.
Oriko: I don't mean to brag but I look pretty damn good with a naked apron.
Kirika: I don't-
Kirika: I just-
Kirika: .....Maybe I won't come on Thursday then.
Oriko: Yeah you will.
Kirika: And how do you know?
Oriko: Because I saw you there in my vision.
Kirika: But you told me about it so that means I can still change the future and not go right?
Oriko: But you're going to come.
Kirika: No I'm not!
Oriko: Yes you are.
Kirika: I SAID NO I'M NOT!
Kirika: GOD DAMN IT I DID
Kirika: I haven't walked in yet. Maybe Oriko is just teasing me. Maybe this is some sort of test to see if I'm a pervert or something.
Kirika: Hah, yeah right.
Kirika: Oriko, I'm coming in now!
Oriko: Come in~
Kirika: Are you.... are you doing the naked apron thing?
Kirika: ....But you're still letting me in?
Kirika: THIS IS SO AWKWARD, I CAN'T GO IN WHEN YOU'RE NAKED APRON'ING!
Oriko: Yeah you can, I saw you do it in a vision.
Kirika: It's just too weird okay!
Oriko: But you're already inside.
Kirika: GOD DAMN IT I AM
Oriko: ....You closed your eyes.
Oriko: You can open your eyes you know
Kirika: NO I CAN'T, THIS IS TOO LEWD
Oriko: It's not THAT lewd. It's all perfectly natural stuff.
Kirika: IT'S NOT NATURAL AT ALL
Oriko: Yeah it is, even this apron is all natural. Look at the little tag next to the penis.
Kirika: I DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF THE APRON IS 100% COTTON OR WHATEV-
Kirika: The... penis?
Kirika: Wh-what penis?
Oriko: This penis.
Kirika: I really don't want to open my eyes now.
Kirika: I uh.... where is the penis right now?
Oriko: My crotch.
Kirika: Oriko.... is it YOUR penis?
Oriko: Yeah, I guess so?
Kirika: WHY DO YOU HAVE ONE OF THOSE?!
Oriko: It came with the apron.
Kirika: WHAT?! WHAT THE F##K?!
Kirika: THAT MAKES NO SENSE
Kirika: SCREW IT, I'M OPENING MY EYES!
Kirika: ORIKO WHAT THE HELL?!
Kirika: YOU'RE WEARING CLOTHES!
Oriko: Yeah? Why wouldn't I be?
Kirika: DAMN YOU ORIKO, THIS IS JUST YOU IN AN APRON THAT HAS A NAKED MAN ON IT. WHEN YOU SAID NAKED APRON I THOUGHT YOU MEANT YOU WOULD BE WEARING NOTHING BUT AN APRON.
Oriko: Why would I do that?
Kirika: I DON'T FRIGGEN KNOW!
Oriko: But doing that sounds cold.
Oriko: You sound upset.
Kirika: OF COURSE I'M UPSET, I WANTED TO SEE YOU WEARING NOTHING BUT AN APRON!
Oriko: HMMMMMMMMMM~♥ ?
Kirika: T-This was a trick wasn't it?! You set me up!
Oriko: Maybe I did. Does that mean you're going to punish me~?
Kirika: DAMN IT ORIKO